A friend sent me this today (Thanks, Glenn!) and I just can't resist.
The election is over, the results are now known;
The will of the people has been clearly shown.
We should show by our thoughts and our words and our deeds
That unity's just what our country now needs.
Let's all get together - let bitterness pass:
I'll hug your elephant; you kiss my ass.
ANYTHING TO DECLARE? - Tourists caught smuggling gold into Japan inside their rectums (From the Asahi Shimbun! Get it? Ha!) (Thanks to Le Petomane)
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